Dangerous Jokes

Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
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