Dangerous Jokes

It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
โ€œBeing a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!โ€
โ€• Unknown
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
โ€” Unknown
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods sectionโ€”because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
โ€œOctober: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.โ€ Mark Twain
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
Whatโ€™s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
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