Dancing Jokes

Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
Steve Martin
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
" Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." — Henny Youngman
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
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