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Dancing Jokes

Sports Pick Up Lines
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Quotes
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
Steve Martin
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James
Laundry Puns
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
Snail Puns
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Appliance Puns
Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
Deer Puns
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Halloween Puns
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
Funny Marriage Quotes
" Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." — Henny Youngman
Knight Puns
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Dirty Limericks
There once was a sailor named Bates
Who was dancing the mambo on skates.
He fell on his cutlass,
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.
Computer Puns
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Christian Pick Up Lines
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
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