Dancing

Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at a nusing home. What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
Steve Martin
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
William James