Bunch

My coworkers brought me a bunch of cards to celebrate my birthday
Each one gave me one with a single word printed on it. The first said "extravagant", while the next one said "surplus". These were followed by cards that said "abundance", "excess", and "overflowing". Before I read any more I had to stop because I was overcome with emotion. It was all too much.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciated the sediment.
My love life is like a game of minesweeper.
I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
A bunch of vampire hunters needed to talk
So they scheduled a stakeholders meeting.
Everyday for lunch I like to eat two pears, and my dad knows this.
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.

“What are you doing?” I asked him.

“Preparing.”
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciated the sediment.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.