Bunch Jokes

I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
“When gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then they’ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
'swarm
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
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