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Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
Abraham Lincoln
I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards.
That's just how I roll.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Say what you want about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.
Why did the man bring a gun to the clock factory?
To kill some time.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, Ill bring my MP5.
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.