Bring

Say what you want about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
Why did the man bring a gun to the clock factory?
To kill some time.
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
Abraham Lincoln
I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards.
That's just how I roll.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, Ill bring my MP5.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.