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Blue Jokes

Space Pick Up Lines
Girl, you must be blue because youโ€™re the hottest star around right now.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Strawberry Puns
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Food Quotes
โ€œStomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whaleโ€™s mating call.โ€
โ€• Unknown
The Old Lady and the Bold Question
The Old Lady and the Bold Question A little old lady with blue hair entered a se* shop and asked in a quivering voice, โ€œYy-youuuung man, dd-do y-you, sell-l d-didildoes h-hhhere?โ€ The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old ladyโ€™s appearance in his shop answered, โ€œUh, yes maโ€™am, we do.โ€ The little lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, โ€œDddd-do y-you ha-ave any ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?โ€ โ€œWell... yes maโ€™am, a few of them are about that big.โ€ โ€œD-do aa-ny of them ha-ave a v-v-v-vibra-a-ator?โ€ โ€œYes maโ€™am, one of them does.โ€ โ€œW-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?โ€
Orange Puns
You shouldnโ€™t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why was red in awe of orange?
โ€œBecause orange blue green.โ€
Meat Puns
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods sectionโ€”because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Food Poems
oses are red, violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter, and so are you.
Roses are red, and violets are blue,
Your spaghetti is overcooked, it sticks like glue.
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