Biggest

What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day. She said "Wow that's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand!"
I said "Come on you're just pulling my leg."
How do you know your heart is your biggest fan?
It’s always so pumped for you.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry.
Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest di*k."
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
After se* last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”
Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.