Biggest

Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day. She said "Wow that's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand!"
I said "Come on you're just pulling my leg."
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
How do you know your heart is your biggest fan?
It’s always so pumped for you.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry.
Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest di*k."
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
After se* last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”
Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.