Attention

I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have...... a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”