Attacked

What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?

He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...would Greece help?
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...
Would Greece help?
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
I was attacked by a man in the street, he started throwing words at me that began with 'TH'
I dodged this, there and then but i didn't see that coming.
I don't understand why people get attacked by sharks.
Can't they hear the music?
If you're attacked by a group of clowns...
Go for the juggler.
Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
I was attacked by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call getting attacked by a mermaid?
An ariel assault.
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
How dairy!
What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?
Go for the jugular.