A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia. Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles. The female ate the Frenchman. The Czech was in the male.
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater, Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er. Said her trainer, Tough deal, What a horrible meal, We should throw it some greens and potater.