I was attacked by a man in the street, he started throwing words at me that began with 'TH'
I dodged this, there and then but i didn't see that coming.
I don't understand why people get attacked by sharks.
Can't they hear the music?
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...would Greece help?
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...
Would Greece help?
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
If you're attacked by a group of clowns...
Go for the juggler.
Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
I was attacked by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call getting attacked by a mermaid?
An ariel assault.
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
How dairy!
What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?
Go for the jugular.
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?

He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.