Also

When I got home from camp today,
My parents almost died.
They asked me how I got this way,
And here's what I replied:

This little cast from heel to hip
Is nothing much at all.
Some broken shingles made me slip
From off the dining hall.

The poison ivy's not too bad.
It missed my back and chest.
Of course, I guess I oughta add
Mosquitoes got the rest.

I tried to eat some hick'ry nuts
And cracked a tooth or two.
And all these bruises, scabs, and cuts?
I haven't got a clue.

I got the lump that's on my head
From diving in the lake.
I should've watched for rocks instead
Of grabbing for the snake.

That leaves this bandage on my chin
And these three finger sprains,
Along with lots of sunburned skin
And sniffles from the rains.

I also got a muscle cramp
And very nearly drowned.
It's some terrific summer camp,
The coolest one around.

(By Richard Thomas)
Did you hear about the hitman who's also a janitor at the aquarium? He sweeps with the fishes. Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. -- G. K. Chesterton
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Doctor, Doctor! I'm terrified of words that are also letters!
Oh you are? I see. Why?
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What do you call a detective who is also a real estate agent?
Sherlock Homes
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin' wet.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Son: "Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad: "Hmmm. Well, you are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.