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Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
“I’m totally ‘that dad’ who leaves a note in my son’s lunch box. One day I’ll actually start putting food in there also.”

- Steve Ryan.
“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world, but they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they’re born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”

- Ray Romano.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water.
Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:
"Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
“In order to maintain a well­-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.”—Joyce Brothers
What does a gardener call the tree surgeon who also makes a great cup of coffee?
Arbor-ista.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
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