Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
Who is a snake’s favorite actor?
Humphrey Boa-gart.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
He gets treated with great respect, since he’s such a talented actor.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."