Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
He gets treated with great respect, since he’s such a talented actor.
Who is a snake’s favorite actor?
Humphrey Boa-gart.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.