Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.