What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.