Greece Jokes

Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Why did Rome Fall?
Because it slipped on some Greece.
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?
Troy Story.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
It has Greece at the bottom.
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