If your spouse could be a bit more feline, wouldn't that be great? I mean, consider all the considerate things they would do for you. Guys - We're just kidding, most of these jokes can be directed against women! |
Cats will never go to the bathroom and leave the door open |
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They are much cuter when asleep |
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They have no problem getting up to turn off the light before bedtime |
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They are happy to help around the house |
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They have no problem with dependencies |
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Even your spouse would understand |
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They give specific instructions and have patience to wait until you understand |
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They are not afraid of looking after themselves, rather they enjoy it! |
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They will help you correct spelling errors |
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Cats are always happy to give you sound advice for life |
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They are be ready to carry everything on their backs and not let you help |
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They know how to put anyone in their place |
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They have no trouble getting to know your weird friends ... |
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They always jump at the chance to organize a dance party |
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They don't make a face when you ask for a massage |
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Cats always look up to you |
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They will let you groom them to your heart's content |
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They will not hesitate to beg you |
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And let's be honest, your spouse will never be as sweet! |
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