Hilarious Cartoons to Start Your Day With

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Joke: What a Weird Cuckoo Clock...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight...

Joke: Never Forget...

This joke won't forget to make you laugh!

Joke: One Little Pill...

One little pill can cause a lot of problems...

Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?

A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...

Joke: The Missing Wife

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.

Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Joke: What ARE You?

Without sight, this bunny had to guess..

Joke: The Arrogant Professor

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: Driving While Blonde

A blond was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

Joke: Sometimes Even Doctors Don't Have a Clue...

Sometimes the doctors really don't know what is going on...

Joke: The Loop of the Secretary

Infinity loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. etc. These loops never happen in real life, unless...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: The Generous Old Lady

A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...

Joke: Listening is Important!

Great joke about listening to directions while drunk

Joke: Will the Morons Please Stand Up?

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.