
"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.

I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
These Drawings Show The Joy and Antics of Raising Kids
Jim Benton is a cartoonist and illustrator who has managed to capture life with young kids perfectly. Take a look at his hilarious drawings.
Lighthearted Mischief That'll Make You Laugh
Vandalism isn't always bad. Some acts of mild vandalism, in fact, can really make you laugh...
These Cute Comics Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile
Ready to bring some positivity and sunshine to your day? These feel-good comics feature cute animals and puns are sure to make you smile!
10 Hilarious Quotes By the Insuppressible Groucho Marx
Check out these 10 hilarious quotes by Groucho Marx that are bound to make you laugh out loud!
Angry? These 19 Signs Say It Best
We hope you will enjoy this collection of hilarious protest signs as much as we did.
20 Quotes That Bring Joy to Life’s Storms
Let these humorous quotes about life put a smile on your face.
When Translations Take a Funny Turn...
These hilariously terrible translations will make you laugh your socks off!
El Arroyo’s Signs Will Brighten Your Day!
It’s impossible NOT to laugh at these sidesplitting signs!
Lighthearted Winter Quotes for Laughing Through the Chill
Embrace the cold season with these quirky winter quotes!
Hysterical Sign Humor From Real-Life Sightings
What could be better than a mixture of funny signs and clever puns? If that sounds intriguing, you simply must check out these hilarious signs!
15 Ingenious Makeshift Solutions for Everyday Problems
Check out these genius andf hilarious solutions to everyday problems.
17 Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold
These public signs will make you laugh your socks off!
Lighthearted Laughs: 35 Funny 'Why' Jokes!
Discover a collection of 35 different 'Why' jokes that are bound to make people of all ages giggle.
6:29
Funny: Young People Don't Have Damn a Clue About Aging!
This hilarious stand-up bit really hits home on the subject of aging, and how young people really don't get it...
Cats Have An Innate Ability to Be Really Naughty..
If you have a cat, you know that they can be partial to behaving like jerks sometimes. This is especially true in the 19 hilarious photos you're about to see.
28 Astonishingly Funny Construction Blunders
Somebody screwed up big-time with these building projects, and the whole world is laughing at them!
8:50
Hilarious: The Gunslinger and the Evil Voice! (Rude Humor)
This western is so funny and breaks all conventions. Only watch if you don't mind foul language!
These Might Be the Best Things Politicians Have Ever Said
For all the crazy things politicians have said, these are a few quotes that are by far the wittiest, and the only ones worth remembering!
Funny Thoughts From Fruits and Toothbrushes...
Enjoy these quirky comics by Dylan Duncan that show the humorous lives of inanimate objects.
These Bathrooms Take Humor Seriously (Rude)
These hilarious bathrooms signs are sure to make your trip to the little boy's or girl's room much more enjoyable!
25 Warning Signs That Make You Laugh
Many caution signs can be redundant or plain weird. Here are 25 such caution signs that will have you either laughing or scratching you head
10:06
These Goofy Cats Will Have You Howling with Laughter
Though typically reserved and dignified, cats can be hilarious, bounding across the house chasing after invisible prey.
As We Age, We Learn Some Hilarious Things...
The older you get, the more you realize what a funny thing life is.
7:34
COMEDY CLASSICS: A Side-Splitting Laurel & Hardy Adventure
Enjoy this rip-roaring Laurel and Hardy clip from the 1938 feature-length comedy BLOCK-HEADS.
12:48
Classic Comedy: Sure, I Can Play the Concerto!
In this classic skit, world famous conductor Andre Previn attempts to get Eric Morecambe to play Grieg's Piano Concerto. How will they get on?
15 Times Someone Had the Perfect Reply to a Sign
Check out this collection of 15 petty notices along with their extremely hilarious responses!
Are These the Funniest Animal Photos Ever Captured?
If you love animals, then get ready to laugh your head off, since the annual Comedy Wildlife Awards are with us once again!
Simple Cheesy Puns That Spark Warm Laughter
These cheesy puns will have your family and friends cringing first, and tittering with laughter second. Enjoy there 20 cheesy puns that are made to share.
17 High Maintenance Cats Who Live A Life of Luxury
Cats may be known for their independence, but this bunch of spoiled felines is all about getting their own way and living a luxurious life.
Humor and Irony Clash in These Funny Photos
The pictures you're about to see are so permeated with irony that they are scarcely believable. Here are 29 of the most ironic pictures you'll ever see.
Hilarious: A Truck? All You Need is a Good Motorcycle...
Although motorcycles were designed to transport a couple of people, some around the world have found more... innovative (and hilarious) ways of using them.
22 Witty Comics to Make You Smile
22 of the funniest New Yorker cartoons that are just clever enough to be funny but not mysteriously so.
11 Hilarious Texts Only Married Couples Get
Married life isn't as rosy as it's portrayed, but that doesn't mean there can't be plenty of humor. Check out these 11 hilarious text message conversation.
Hilarious Solutions from Everyday "Engineers"
Here is a collection of masterpieces that may just inspire you to try some engineering for yourself:
These Funny Einstein Quotes Show the Man Behind the Genius
These quotes prove Albert Einstein had a funny side too.
1:20:18
The "Best" Fails of 2025 are Here!
From epic workplace mishaps to DIY disasters that went hilariously wrong, this year delivered some truly spectacular fails.
4:29
The Funniest Moments and Bloopers from the Robot Olympics
Watch this compilation of the funniest falls, blunders, and glitches from robots learning the hard way that the path to world domination is still full of missteps.
These Images of Pets Returning from the Vet Are Hilarious!
Here is a collection of funny images of pets that have just returned from the vet, and their expressions say it all!
Nope! That's Not a Plant... It's a Cat! Hilarious!
These cats hiding in planters is absolutely hilarious!
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.