
"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.

I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other. As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.
This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...
These Hilarious Mistakes Are Not To Be Missed
A compilation of the funniest and weirdest spelling errors and grammar mistakes you will come across.
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All the Ladies Will Be Playing This Song Again & Again
This song celebrates the beauty and wisdom of older ladies in a hilarious way!
These Store Owners Sure Have a Cool Sense of Humor
These 15 British shops incorporated hilarious references and puns in their storefronts that are guaranteed to make visitors and passers-by smile from ear to ear
These 18 Pictures Sum Up What It’s Like to Visit Canada
Just like any country in the world, Canada has its funny quirks. These are the funny things that make Canada special!
Bet You’ll Laugh At These Creative No Parking Signs!
Who knew no parking signs could make us laugh too?
Everyday Irony Caught at Just the Right Moment
These photos capture the most brilliant comedic irony caught on camera!
Ice Cream Shop Cracks Up Passers-By With Their Signs
This collection of 12 hilarious signs will give you a taste of an excellent sense of humor!
The Funniest Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes
Here’s a collection of 18 hilarious dad jokes that capture the essence of this timeless humor.
Funny Driving Fails That Will Make You Chortle
These ridiculous driving fails will have you in splits.
Some Days at Work are Funnier Than Others...
Sometimes, the office provides its own unique brand of comedy gold...
These Comics Reveal the Funny Truth About Winter Days
These comics perfectly portray the funny side of winter, and you'll find that many of the ideas they present are painfully true!
The Comical Life of Pets – 14 Funny Photos
Enjoy this hilarious collection of funny pet pictures.
18 Signs that Defy Logic and Embrace Absurdity
Here, we present to you the best and funniest signs we've seen so far this year, enjoy!
Hilarious: Good Morning Quotes Full Of Wit and Charm
Mornings aren’t for everyone. Here are some funny good morning quotes you will relate to.
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Prank Collection: The Best of Police Pranks!
Enjoy this great compilation of cop pranks!
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Hilarious: The Gunslinger and the Evil Voice! (Rude Humor)
This western is so funny and breaks all conventions. Only watch if you don't mind foul language!
17 High Maintenance Cats Who Live A Life of Luxury
Cats may be known for their independence, but this bunch of spoiled felines is all about getting their own way and living a luxurious life.
How Did These Animals Get Into These Silly Situations?
We're not quite sure how these animals made it into these sticky situations, but we're certain that they'll make you laugh out loud!
Photographers Photobombed By Wild Animals: 17 FUNNY Pics
Here are 17 priceless instances where animals reminded photographers who's really in charge when working in nature.
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Funny Grandparents Who Prove Age Is Just a Number
Age is just a number, and these grandparents are proving it.
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This is Definitely the Funniest Song About Flight Discounts!
If something looks too good to be true, it usually is. So these ladies decided to write a hilarious song to warn us all!
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean At the Restaurant
Watch and see what happens as Mr. Bean gets a taste of a raw Steak Tartare, and decides he doesn’t really like it…
These Comic Strips Will Make You Both Laugh and Think!
Prepare to be taken on a hilarious yet emotional journey thanks to these fabulous comic strips.
Want a Laugh? Try These 14 Witty Lines!
The best jokes and phrases are the ones that completely catch us off guard. Here are 14 very witty and unpredictable jokes and phrases.
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Only Mr. Bean Can Make a Picnic Hilarious
Mr. Bean decides to have a picnic. However, he soon realizes that there are some insects who will do their utmost to prevent him from enjoying himself...
I Bet It SEEMED Like a Good Idea at the Time...
People will always try to find a quick fix or a cheap solution to a problem, and these photos show this in earnest. Have a laugh at these ridiculous botch jobs.
2:21
Go Away, Kitten! It's MY Bed - Hilarious Pet Video
The reaction of this golden retriever when he found a kitten relaxing in his bed is just priceless!
23:01
When Animals Hijack Talent Shows With Hilarious Results
This collection brings together ten hilarious animal performances that created unforgettable television moments.
Funny Single-Panel Comics to Lift Your Mood
Sometimes, a single panel of a comic strip can contain so much wit and humor, and these one frame cartoons certainly prove it!
Lighten Up Your Day With These 20 Funny Summer Jokes
Here are 20 of our favorite summer jokes to share at your next cookout or beach day.
Now I'm Getting Older I Realize - I've Been Here Already!
How we determine success changes as get older, but it doesn't change all that much, in fact there's a certain pattern to it.
These Road Signs Gave Us a Good Laugh
These outrageously funny street signs are certainly worth slowing down for!
These Restaurant Dishes Went WAY Off Script
Many restaurants are going the extra mile to impress their customers. These servings are so over the top they've crossed over to the realm of ridiculous...
The Funniest Grocery Shopping Memes We Saw This Month
10 witty and funny shopping memes that get encapsulate the grocery shopping experience to a T.
You Won’t Believe These Signs Actually Exist in Public
These 23 signs are here to prove that comedy doesn’t need a script.
These Puns Take You in the Opposite Direction
Enjoy this collection of illustrated puns by artist Teo Zirinis.
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Why is This Reporter Embarrassing People on LIVE TV?
Oh no, this crazy reporter embarrasses people on live TV!
Don’t Miss Out on Some Witty and Funny Single-Frame Comics
Enjoy this simple yet hilarious collection of single-panel comics by Nate Fakes.
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This Funny Sketch is the Perfect Example of British Humor
Enjoy this hilarious clip from the classic British show 'Two Ronnies’.
A Wild Collection of Silly Animal Puns
If you like jokes and animals, you've come to the right place! Enjoy these 18 funny animal puns we've collected just for you.
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