A German, a Japanese, and a Russian were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his finger into his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "Oh, that was my embedded smartwatch," he said. "Germany has the smartest engineers in the world and I've had one of their devices placed under the skin of my forearm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained. "That was my mobile phone. Japan has the smartest engineers in the world and I've had one of their mobile systems placed in my hand."
The Russian felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He exited to the bathroom stalls and returned a few seconds later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
"Well, well, well comrades," Says the Russian proudly, "it appears that SOMEBODY is receiving a fax."
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