|
Three men, for awful crimes, are sentenced to 25 years in solitary confinement. They are supplied with only food and drink.
Before they go in, they get to choose one thing, in any amount, to take in with them for the 25 year duration.
The first prisoner chooses an endless supply of the finest wine. "Might as well pass the time drunk." He said.
The second prisoner asked to be locked with his wife. "Might as well have her lovely company." said he, and the loving wife agreed.
The third prisoner asked for an endless supply of cigarettes. "It's the only thing that will calm me down all these years."
![]() They are locked inside, each with his wish.
25 years pass...
It is a day of celebration, and all gather to see what was the fate of the three imprisoned men.
They open the first prisoner's door, and immediately hundreds of wine bottles come crashing out. He himself in a corner, wasted and hardly alive.
Then they open the second prisoner's door, and a whole family steps out - babies, children and some teenagers, blinking in the new light of the world outside their cell.
Then they open the third prisoner's door, and nothing comes out but unopened packs of cigarettes. The prisoner crawls slowly through the door, holding a single, crushed cigarette in his shaking hand.
"Does anyone," he asks with a broken voice, "have a light?"
|
Image courtesy of: David Castillo Dominici / freedigitalphotos.net
Joke: The Magic Scales
A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...
168 Dad One-Liners So Bad They’re Good
These aren't just jokes; they're a rite of passage, a tradition as old as fatherhood itself. Whether you're a dad looking to expand your arsenal of cringe-inducing humor or someone who secretly loves a good (bad) pun, this collection has you covered.
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
One-Panel Comics with Funny Charm!
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...
Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...
Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer
This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.
8:36
Fascinating: Simulating an Ant Colony for 1000 Days
Over the next 1,000 days, we'll watch a kingdom rise, and discover what it truly takes to endure.
Movement and Strength: What Four New Senior Studies Show
Four recent findings tell a clear story: you do not need to overhaul your life to add years to it, there is a sensible ceiling to how much exercise you need, lifting a little weight keeps your brain young as well as your body, and it's never too late
15 Hilarious Photobombs That Completely Stole The Show
Sometimes, a photobomb can result in some incredibly hilarious moments.
7:34
COMEDY CLASSICS: A Side-Splitting Laurel & Hardy Adventure
Enjoy this rip-roaring Laurel and Hardy clip from the 1938 feature-length comedy BLOCK-HEADS.
3:02
Comedy Gold: Charlie Chaplin's Sticky Situation
Enjoy this hilarious moment from the movie A Day's Pleasure (1919) starring Charlie Chaplin.
1:28
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean Knows Generosity!
Mr. Bean can't find change for a busker, but improvises in the way only Bean can! A hilarious Mr. Bean scene from the famous master of comedy Rowan Atkinson.
Had a Bad Day? It Can Always Be Worse!
Forget about the bad day you think you're having - these poor folks got themselves into some serious fixes. Take a look at these hilarious photos.
Excuse Me, But Are These Signs for REAL???
Who comes up with these hilarious ideas and useless ideas for signs?
Hilarious: A Truck? All You Need is a Good Motorcycle...
Although motorcycles were designed to transport a couple of people, some around the world have found more... innovative (and hilarious) ways of using them.
6:46
The BEST of Hilariously Inaccurate Medieval Animal Art
The way some Medieval artists drew animals was so utterly inaccurate and funny that we keep laughing at them more than 6 centuries later!
These Hilarious Cartoons Get What Living with Dogs is Like!
The way we are with dogs and the way dogs are with us, is something only dog owners really get. If you're a dog owner these comics will make you laugh a lot!
16 Animals Who Steal the Show Even When They Don’t Mean To
What makes pets so endearing is that they aren't aware of how hilarious they can be, especially when no one expects it...
Absurd Humor, No Dialogue Needed
Check out these hilarious one-panel comics by artist Karlo Fredon.
20 Photos Captured at Just the Right Moment
All 20 of the photos we’re about to show were taken just in time to create the most hilarious effect imaginable!
This Girl Has Some Complaints About the Mom "Model"
This funny little story gives us a unique look at a mother-daughter relationship.
These Are the Funniest Signs I've Seen in a While...
These hilarious signs required some devious minds behind them...
When Great Timing Turns Photos Into Comedy Gold
When a photographer is in the right place at the right time, the results can be incredibly hilarious!
20 One-Panel Cartoons That Will Instantly Make You Laugh
Dive into this collection of hilarious single-panel comics by Marc Bilgrey.
Dog Owners Share Hilarious Lookalikes
Dog owners were asked to show what other animal, object, fictional character, or person their beloved pet resembles the most. The results are hilarious!
2:07
Adorably Funny: These Dogs Never Saw it Coming...
When these dogs get pranked, they can't believe it!
1:20:18
The "Best" Fails of 2025 are Here!
From epic workplace mishaps to DIY disasters that went hilariously wrong, this year delivered some truly spectacular fails.
These Images of Pets Returning from the Vet Are Hilarious!
Here is a collection of funny images of pets that have just returned from the vet, and their expressions say it all!
16 Hilarious Signs Created by Bad Spacing
Sometimes, a tiny mistake like a space in the wrong place can make all the difference, turning an ordinary sign into the most hilarious one you've ever seen!
Witty ‘Chinese’ Proverbs That Spark A Smile
Ok, so they may not really be Chinese, but they are certainly funny!
I Bet It SEEMED Like a Good Idea at the Time...
People will always try to find a quick fix or a cheap solution to a problem, and these photos show this in earnest. Have a laugh at these ridiculous botch jobs.
How a Smart Person Responds to Annoying Neighbors...
Here are 15 hilarious examples of how neighbors attack each other in hilarious passive-aggressive ways!
3:13
When Birds Misbehave, the Results Are Utterly Hilarious!
If you think that only dogs and cats are capable of being total jerks, then you ain't seen nothing yet!
English Is So Weird It Deserves Its Own Comedy Show
If you thought English is a clear-cut and tidy language, you better read this.
Lost in Translation...and It’s Hilarious
Here's a fresh dose of hilarious translation fails from different countries and languages!
Hilarious: You Won’t Believe What These Vehicles Hauled!
These guys have taken overload to the next level. How on earth can they carry this much?
Who Said Our Solar System Isn't Funny?
These adorable and funny cartoons will make you fall in love with our solar system.
4:44
Best of Charlie Chaplin: Madness in the Boxing Ring
Enjoy this classic Charlie Chaplin clip which will have you rolling in laughter.
When Simple Jobs Went Hilariously Sideways
These construction mistakes, design fails, and signs are so funny that we can't stop laughing!
1:20
Hilarious: Mrs. Brown’s Not-So-Holy Dance!
After being hypnotized the night before, Mrs Brown is unaware that she is still under the spell. The vicar is coming round for tea. What could go wrong?
3:19
This Clever Kitty Cat Communicates Through Buttons!
This cat was trained to communicate by pushing buttons! Listen to what she has to say...
Funny Comics: A Lighthearted Take on Life’s Choices
These comics put a cheerful twist on chores, work and responsibilities. You'll recognize yourself in these funny stories about the Heart & the Brain.
20 Hilarious Supermarket Fails You Have To See
I used to think shopping was boring, until I started noticing these hilarious mistakes all over the place. Here are 20 of the funniest fails I've seen.
15 Silly Signs That Will Make You Smile Today
Check out this collection of ridiculously funny signs that will make you chuckle and brighten your day.
Unintentionally Funny Signs That Had Us Laughing
These hysterical signs are funny without ever knowing it, which is why they really cracked us up!
4:54
Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown and Her Naughty Situation (Rude)
We come back to our favorite foul mouthed lady in this hilarious sketch.This will definitely get you laughing!
The Funny Lines We Politely Avoid Saying Out Loud
We all wish we had the tenacity to be able to reply to someone being cheeky to us with the wittiest of comebacks. Here are 20 awesome rejoinders.
Some Animals Just Weren't Meant to Be Pets...
These pet owners aren't interested in cats, dogs, fish and birds like you and me. They prefer something a little wilder, and well, stranger...
These Comics Reveal the Funny Truth About Winter Days
These comics perfectly portray the funny side of winter, and you'll find that many of the ideas they present are painfully true!
To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
Your subscription was successful, now you can enjoy an ad-free experience!! Note: To make sure you get no ads, please make sure to log in to your account. If you are logged in already, then refresh the page. The subscription can be cancelled at any time.
