A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
He perks up and asks,"So, can I have a penny?"
"In a minute..."
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This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital
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24 Things You'll Find Only in Russia
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean At the Restaurant
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The Heartwarming and Funny Side of Canada
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18 Billboard Blunders Worth A Second Look
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If You Like Dancing and Humor, This One's For You!
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These Historically Funny Responses are Wit Incarnate
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Who Knew a Simple Towel Can Make Me Laugh My Butt Off?
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Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
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20 Comics That Capture Life's Ridiculousness Perfectly
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You Won't Believe What This Little Old Lady Gets Up To...
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