
1. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making everyone else look bad.
2. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
3. My doctor told me I'm lacking vitamin U!
4. Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me eggcited.
5. Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you!
6. Are you a banker? Because you've got my interest!
7. Does your face work at McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it!
8. You remind me of an overdue library book, because you've got 'Fine' written all over you.
9. Hey gorgeous, is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
10. You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

11. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop!
12. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
13. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!
14. You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!
15. Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
16. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
17. Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
18. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it!
19. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire!
20. I'm going to have to call the cops, because you just stole my heart!

21. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes...
22. It looks like you dropped something - my jaw!
23. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
24. Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a rare masterpiece.
25. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get!
26. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!
27. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
28. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have exactly five cents.
29. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
30. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry... I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!

31. I think I could fall madly in bed with you...
32. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
33. I love baseball so take me home, baby!
34. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
35. Girl, you've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
36. Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend!
37. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
38. Do you play soccer? Because you're totally a keeper!
39. Are you from Mexico? Because you're my Juan and only!
40. Your hand looks heavy... Can I hold it for you?
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