When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Poor white splash.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.