What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
All punts are highly intended
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.