When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Summer is just floating by.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
For instant fun, just add water.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.