Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Calm before the score
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Water you doing on [date]?
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
Summer is just floating by.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
I made a snap decision to watch football today