What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
The calm before the score
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!