What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
I like your tight end
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
We’re calling your number.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Calm before the score
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.