What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
The calm before the score
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Having a ball
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.