For instant fun, just add water.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Case in punt
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.