What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.