When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
We’ll have a ball.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.