What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Case in punt
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Calm before the score
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
The calm before the score
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.