Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
The goal nine yards
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
The calm before the score
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.