Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
We’ll have a ball.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!