Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!