The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Poor white splash.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.