What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Give me some pigskin
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.