The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
I like your tight end
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Calm before the score
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.