What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
By the seat of one’s punt
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Prepare to be bowled over.