Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
I feel tail great!
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Water you doing on [date]?
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.