The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
I like your tight end
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.