Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
By the seat of one’s punt
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Having a ball
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
The huddle is real
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Give me some pigskin
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.