Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.