. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.