Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
For instant fun, just add water.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
I feel tail great!
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
The calm before the score
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.