The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
For instant fun, just add water.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
By the seat of one’s punt
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.