This is one spray-cation to remember.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!