Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
The huddle is real
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
We’ll have a ball.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!