Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.