The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
The goal nine yards
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.