Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.