You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!