Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.