Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”