How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.