What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
All punts are highly intended
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.