The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Football is one habit I will never kick
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.