Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Get in the swim this summer.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.