Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Join us for plenty of play action.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
This is one spray-cation to remember.