Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Get in the swim this summer.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Summer is just floating by.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.