What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.