Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.