The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.