After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Having a ball
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
We’ll have a ball.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
I like your tight end
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.