Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Poor white splash.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.