Summer is just floating by.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
I like your tight end
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.