What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
The calm before the score
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
My moment in the sun.
Calm before the score
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.