A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Give me some pigskin
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!