What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
All punts are highly intended
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Having a ball
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!