Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.