A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
This summer is going swimmingly.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.