Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Having a ball
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
The goal nine yards
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.