. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
I feel tail great!
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Football is one habit I will never kick
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.