What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.