The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
All punts are highly intended
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.