Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Join us for plenty of play action.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
I feel tail great!
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Summer is just floating by.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.