How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
We’re calling your number.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Poor white splash.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Calm before the score
I feel tail great!