After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Poor white splash.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
The goal nine yards
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!