Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Poor white splash.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.