What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.