Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
By the seat of one’s punt
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
This summer is going swimmingly.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.