There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
All punts are highly intended
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
My moment in the sun.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.