The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Beauty is only pig skin deep
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
I feel tail great!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Get in the swim this summer.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
We’re calling your number.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.