What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire
but I still haven’t ruled it out.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Having a ball
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
I like big punts and I cannot lie