Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
The huddle is real
I like your tight end
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
My moment in the sun.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Give me some pigskin
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!