When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.