When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
The goal nine yards
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.