I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
We’ll have a ball.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Get in the swim this summer.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Football is one habit I will never kick
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.