What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
All punts are highly intended
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Having a ball
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
The goal nine yards
We’ll have a ball.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.