The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.