Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
We’re calling your number.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!