The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.