What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
The huddle is real