How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.