What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
The huddle is real
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.