In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
The calm before the score
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Summer is just floating by.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!