Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
The calm before the score
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.